было 36,6 и 120 на 80, а стало 90, 60, 90
Разбирала свои архивы, нашла еще порцию заголовков и ляпов.
Newspaper Headlines
1. STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
2. MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
3. MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
4. KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
5. 2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER
6. MAN EATING PIRANHA MISTAKENLY SOLD AS PET FISH
7. QUARTER OF A MILLION CHINESE LIVE ON WATER
8. INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES
Actual Newspaper Bloopers
1. The bulk of the library budget will go to salaries, maintenance and purchase of books. The rest will go to the new toilet.
2. Now retired, he lives with his wife, a beautiful blonde and a San Francisco girl.
3. It shall be illegal and punishable by fine to park any car in any space already occupied by another car.
4. She held out her hand and the young man took it and departed.
5. We wish to thank our friends and neighbors for their kind assistance in the recent destruction of our home by fire.
6. The house and barn were swept away by the wind. I had several horses in the barn, but they tell me they didn't get hurt.
7. Ida Brown, Chairperson of the Ladies Association, invites you to have dinner at the church on November 3rd with the same wonderful dinner that they served on July 4th.
8. It was still funny, to Father as well. I hadn't heard Father laugh so heartily since Mother died.
9. Suspect taken to Miami in jewel case.
10. At the Swap Shop Social held last week, all of our ladies brought something they didn't need. We were happy to see so many members with their husbands.
11. Cemetery gets praise from former resident.
Newspaper Headlines
1. STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
2. MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
3. MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
4. KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
5. 2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER
6. MAN EATING PIRANHA MISTAKENLY SOLD AS PET FISH
7. QUARTER OF A MILLION CHINESE LIVE ON WATER
8. INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES
Actual Newspaper Bloopers
1. The bulk of the library budget will go to salaries, maintenance and purchase of books. The rest will go to the new toilet.
2. Now retired, he lives with his wife, a beautiful blonde and a San Francisco girl.
3. It shall be illegal and punishable by fine to park any car in any space already occupied by another car.
4. She held out her hand and the young man took it and departed.
5. We wish to thank our friends and neighbors for their kind assistance in the recent destruction of our home by fire.
6. The house and barn were swept away by the wind. I had several horses in the barn, but they tell me they didn't get hurt.
7. Ida Brown, Chairperson of the Ladies Association, invites you to have dinner at the church on November 3rd with the same wonderful dinner that they served on July 4th.
8. It was still funny, to Father as well. I hadn't heard Father laugh so heartily since Mother died.
9. Suspect taken to Miami in jewel case.
10. At the Swap Shop Social held last week, all of our ladies brought something they didn't need. We were happy to see so many members with their husbands.
11. Cemetery gets praise from former resident.
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17.04.2014 в 23:422 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER
Ашан. Первый день скидок.
STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
Властелин Колец.
QUARTER OF A MILLION CHINESE LIVE ON WATER
А вот тут я затрудняюсь, что имелось ввиду, потому что с китайцами я могу представить все что угодно...
INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES
Вчера весь вечер развлекала 9-летнего пацана, поддерживаю эту иниациву - печенье скорее всего будет невкусное, но оно БУДЕТ МОЛЧАТЬ.
Now retired, he lives with his wife, a beautiful blonde and a San Francisco girl.
Даже не знаю, это многоженство или шведская семья...
She held out her hand and the young man took it and departed.
Чонси рыдает.
We wish to thank our friends and neighbors for their kind assistance in the recent destruction of our home by fire.
В Коп Стори!
Ida Brown, Chairperson of the Ladies Association, invites you to have dinner at the church on November 3rd with the same wonderful dinner that they served on July 4th.
Вы любите вчерашний суп? Тогда приходите завтра!
all of our ladies brought something they didn't need. We were happy to see so many members with their husbands.
Феминизмъ!
Cemetery gets praise from former resident.
У меня сегодня был почти такой же разговор с мамой -
Мама: Понимаешь, там вокруг нашей могилки знакомые могилки, и если знакомые могилки увидят, что наша могилка не прибрана, они будут обсуждать...
Я: Какая буйная жизнь после смерти...
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18.04.2014 в 00:02С китайцами я, кстати, тоже смутно понимаю.)) Наверное, имелось ввиду питаются только водой, а получилось, проживают на воде.))
И специально для Чонси:
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18.04.2014 в 01:44И специально для Чонси:
Это жестоко, но прекрасно, я сохранила к себе! XD
Наверное, имелось ввиду питаются только водой, а получилось, проживают на воде.
Они могут и проживать на воде, я что-то такое читала про людей без недвижимости, живущих в лодках,
это были Пираты Карибского моря... Мне это кажется более вероятным, потому что на одной воде живые существа живут какое-то очень ограниченное количество времени. Хотя опять же, китайцы, я могу поверить, что их одномоментно четверть миллиона голодает.