Разбирала свои архивы, нашла еще порцию заголовков и ляпов.
Newspaper Headlines
1. STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
2. MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
3. MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
4. KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
5. 2 SISTERS REUNITED AFTER 18 YEARS AT CHECKOUT COUNTER
6. MAN EATING PIRANHA MISTAKENLY SOLD AS PET FISH
7. QUARTER OF A MILLION CHINESE LIVE ON WATER
8. INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES
Actual Newspaper Bloopers
1. The bulk of the library budget will go to salaries, maintenance and purchase of books. The rest will go to the new toilet.
2. Now retired, he lives with his wife, a beautiful blonde and a San Francisco girl.
3. It shall be illegal and punishable by fine to park any car in any space already occupied by another car.
4. She held out her hand and the young man took it and departed.
5. We wish to thank our friends and neighbors for their kind assistance in the recent destruction of our home by fire.
6. The house and barn were swept away by the wind. I had several horses in the barn, but they tell me they didn't get hurt.
7. Ida Brown, Chairperson of the Ladies Association, invites you to have dinner at the church on November 3rd with the same wonderful dinner that they served on July 4th.
8. It was still funny, to Father as well. I hadn't heard Father laugh so heartily since Mother died.
9. Suspect taken to Miami in jewel case.
10. At the Swap Shop Social held last week, all of our ladies brought something they didn't need. We were happy to see so many members with their husbands.
11. Cemetery gets praise from former resident.